Babies.

Disgusting, wrinkly little creatures.
Why, as a general population, do you people keep reproducing? There are more pregnant girls in my high school than there will be graduates this year. Babies are very bad! They snot and vomit all over important documents and clothing. You're constantly removing fecal matter from their over polished backsides. They keep you awake all night every night, and when it's all said and done the little shitheads don't even grown up to be your personal slave in your semi-old age. How ungrateful!

If I was mentally challenged enough to create one of these dick biscuits by choice, there would be no discussion on the matter of shock collars and whip-welts. "Pull my wagon that way!" or "Bring me China's finest English muffins!" would be daily orders and the little buttsniffer would most definitely know whose cunt it popped out of, and how easy it would be to shove the little shit back into it.

I dislike children.
The end.