Reasons I Can Stand Georgia: #1

(Also known as ridiculously attractive young men who happen to be in delightful musical experiments)

Behold; Dylan.

Age: 19
Band: A Fight For Life

This gorgeous little hunk on man-candy graces the stage of Swayze's Venue almost weekly. Along with the equally delicious R2, and Patrick. [We'll get to them later.]
Basically, this entire band is drool-worthy for almost any woman, much less the average skinny-jeaned raccoon-eyed scene girl.

Though all of the members are quite good looking, the young sir you see above is the very essence of perfection. With that gorgeous hair and his pretty blue eyes, he'd make any self respecting scene slut wet herself on sight.



We have here a party boy to rival any of your hometown dope heads. High everyday and drunk every night, you can't go to a party in the Atlanta scene without seeing him lounging on the couch, or dancing to obnoxious pop songs.



Rarely have I seen a more spectacular example of just how perfect a humanoid of the male persuasion can appear.
The gods will weep as he ages.

Babies.

Disgusting, wrinkly little creatures.
Why, as a general population, do you people keep reproducing? There are more pregnant girls in my high school than there will be graduates this year. Babies are very bad! They snot and vomit all over important documents and clothing. You're constantly removing fecal matter from their over polished backsides. They keep you awake all night every night, and when it's all said and done the little shitheads don't even grown up to be your personal slave in your semi-old age. How ungrateful!

If I was mentally challenged enough to create one of these dick biscuits by choice, there would be no discussion on the matter of shock collars and whip-welts. "Pull my wagon that way!" or "Bring me China's finest English muffins!" would be daily orders and the little buttsniffer would most definitely know whose cunt it popped out of, and how easy it would be to shove the little shit back into it.

I dislike children.
The end.